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Two old men are sitting outside. One says to the other: it's lovely out, isn't it. The other one says: i don't know i haven't got it out.
Billy was smacked by his dad for swearing. "Now son, why did i do that?" said his dad. "That does it, first you beat the f**k out of me and then you don't why the f**k you did it!"
Skeeta was playing for a new team, he wasn't doing to well. The coach said, "we're gonna pull you off at half time." Skeeta was really pleased!
What does a prostitute bring home every night?A box full of assorted creams!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?A prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again!
Why do girls have cunts?
So guys will talk to them!
Little Teddy was walking down the hall when he heard a strange noise coming from his parent's bedroom. "Dad! Dad! What are you doing?"
His Father Replied: "I'm playing cards."
The boy asked: "Who's your Partner?"
And Dad replied: "Your mother."
A couple of days later the dad was walking down the hall when he heard some strange noises coming from his son's bedroom. And he called: "Teddy! What are you doing?"
Teddy replied: "I'm playing cards."
"And whos your partner?"
"with a hand this good," said the boy, "you don't need a partner!."
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